Five Reasons Bartending is Better than Dating

1) I can have men come in and serve 'em liquor that I don't have to buy, and for which they are willing to pay.

2) I can chat and look'em over without having to be trapped in a car or for an entire date.

3) If I'm busy or need to do something else, they have to be perfectly understanding that I have the right to ignore them, even for other men who need liquor or chattin' up.

4) They leave me money when they go, and it is in no way a bad thing for my reputation.

5) The only wet spots left from the entire social interaction are easily removed from the bar with a rag.